Delinquent with a capital "D"

I come in late, I don't immediately respond to emails and instant messages. I only choose to work on what I feel comfortable with. Deadlines and a sense of urgency have lost their importance to me. Nobody can boss me around here. Give me a piece of work that I can't handle and I'll throw it back at you. I take long lunch breaks and sporadically tip-toe away to run my own errands. I do not attend compulsory company events, nor do I attend meetings and training sessions as scheduled. Yes, I have become every bosses' nightmare - a delinquent employee. I don't want to be here anymore. I need to get out. Fast!!!