My neighbours are idiots

I am rather unfortunate to be living next door to inconsiderate neighbours. Early this morning at 6am, the neighbour two houses away let off some fire crackers. Do they not think that the rest of the neighbourhood is still asleep at that hour since today is a public holiday? Imagine being woken up by the sound of explosives going off with a BANG BANG BANG!!! I thought there was a war at my door step and shot straight up out of bed! Next, at just after 8am, I was awoken again but this time by the irritating knocking of a hammer on the walls. My next door neighbour on the right was making some repairs to the house. Isn't 8am still a bit too early for some hammering? And no, it's not just a couple of intermittent knocks but it lasted for about half an hour. And now at around 9.30pm, my next door neighbour on the left is burning pieces of paper in her backyard and stinking the air with the putrid smell of ash and smoke. Sometimes I think I live next door to selfish, uncivilised barbarians and I am at a loss when plotting my revenge. Should I blast the speakers to Lady Gaga songs at 2am just to get even with them? Or should I throw rotten eggs into their compounds? Ahh... vengeance is sweet! On a positive note, I think I might look forward to the day we shift to our semi-D in an expensive suburb where the property costs at least RM1 million and most neighbours drive a luxury vehicle.